September 2014

The blog fundamentals

By |September 25th, 2014|Categories: Arts & Culture, Mobile, Uncategorized|Tags: , |

There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! It’s a T. It goes “tuh”. Anyone who laughs is a communist! Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon.

The importance of SEO

By |September 25th, 2014|Categories: Mobile, Reviews, Uncategorized|Tags: , |

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me? I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. You don’t win friends with salad. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity.

August 2014

The birth of a new brand

By |August 25th, 2014|Categories: Mobile, Uncategorized|Tags: , , , |

Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

June 2014

Insane in the Mainframe

By |June 25th, 2014|Categories: Mobile, Uncategorized|Tags: |

All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've

Just a nice post link to take you out of here.

By |June 25th, 2014|Categories: Mobile, Reviews, Sports, Uncategorized|Tags: , , |


By |June 24th, 2014|Categories: Mobile, Uncategorized|Tags: , |

Cops, another community I'm not part of. God created pudding, and then he rested. I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my

May 2014