September 2014

The know how of branding

By |September 25th, 2014|Categories: Arts & Culture, Tech, Uncategorized|Tags: , , |

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy. Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Get ready, skanks! It’s time for the truth train! Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?

Cold Warriors

By |September 25th, 2014|Categories: Sports, Tech, Uncategorized|Tags: , |

Good morning, oh in case i don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight. excuse me, i'd like to ask you a few questions.

June 2014

Sing along fellas!

By |June 25th, 2014|Categories: Sports, Tech, Uncategorized|Tags: , , , |

I never loved you. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid.