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April 2015

Hello world!

By |April 15th, 2015|Categories: Uncategorized|

Welcome to Lambda Sites. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start blogging!

March 2015

Hello world!

By |March 18th, 2015|Categories: Uncategorized|

Welcome to Oxygenna WP Dev. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start blogging!

September 2014

The know how of branding

By |September 25th, 2014|Categories: Arts & Culture, Tech, Uncategorized|Tags: , , |

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy. Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Get ready, skanks! It’s time for the truth train! Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?

A corporare design to remember

By |September 25th, 2014|Categories: Reviews, Uncategorized|Tags: , |

That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity.

The blog fundamentals

By |September 25th, 2014|Categories: Arts & Culture, Mobile, Uncategorized|Tags: , |

There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! It’s a T. It goes “tuh”. Anyone who laughs is a communist! Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon.

Cold Warriors

By |September 25th, 2014|Categories: Sports, Tech, Uncategorized|Tags: , |

Good morning, oh in case i don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight. excuse me, i'd like to ask you a few questions.

The importance of SEO

By |September 25th, 2014|Categories: Mobile, Reviews, Uncategorized|Tags: , |

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me? I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. You don’t win friends with salad. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity.

August 2014

The birth of a new brand

By |August 25th, 2014|Categories: Mobile, Uncategorized|Tags: , , , |

Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

July 2014

How we created our last website

By |July 25th, 2014|Categories: Sports, Uncategorized|Tags: , |

Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Saving the world with meals on wheels.

The corporate style rules

By |July 25th, 2014|Categories: Arts & Culture, Uncategorized|Tags: , , |

http://vimeo.com/channels/staffpicks/105438077 Super squeaky bum time! You hit me with a cricket bat. You’ve swallowed a planet! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?