August 2014

The birth of a new brand

By |August 25th, 2014|Categories: Mobile, Uncategorized|Tags: , , , |

Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things likeā€¦love!

May 2014

All the Presidents’ Heads

By |May 1st, 2014|Categories: Sports, Uncategorized|Tags: , |

The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. You mean it controls your actions?